Not that anyone reads this but me *sigh* I have humbely changed the name of my blog. Thus explaining the somewhat random first posting. I was not asked to change anything, however seeing as I borrowed (stole, whatever) my title I thought perhaps it would be fitting to return it to the rightful owner. So I deem you fair well Ramona Quimby, may your crown of thorny weeds be forever perched atop your precocious head.

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday, America
Happy Birthday to you!

It took two years but today I finally ventured out to our building's fabulous pool deck. I had always been hesitant to go because of the disproportionate amount of gay men who set up camp poolside. Please understand I LOVE gay men. Most of the ones I know have more class, sass, and style in one well manicured pinky the most people have in a lifetime. But it's that sass that kept me from joining in the weekend festivites by the pool. I would rather walk naked through a room full of beauty queens then walk across the pool deck in front of a bunch of queens.

Anyway, it actually turned out to be a lovely day. It was hot but the wind was strong enough to keep you from over heating. I ended up spending almost four hours outside and getting myself a nice little tan.

Hmmm, matter fact, I think I may go down there tomorrow too.